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Caption This: Mk 2.0
Sun December 17th 2006 @ 9:01PM - James - Tom Welling - 28 Comments
Once again it's been crazy quiet this week, news-wise. That's not so surprising considering it's the holiday season, but it stills makes for a pretty boring day. So to keep everyone (or at least some of you) occupied for a little while, it's time for what seems to be becoming an annual thing here at TomWelling.org: Caption This!
The rules are simple: all you have to do is write a funny, clever, or downright stupid caption for the picture that I've posted. The choice is yours, just try to keep the captions PG-13.
Just like last year, I'm going to be a bit of a spoil sport, so I'm banning all captions that refer to taking clothes off in a phone booth, rather than putting them on ... I do like to make things slightly more difficult! The contest will be open for about ten days, give or take, and the winning caption – as chosen by me – will be announced somewhere around the 25th of December.
Please leave your captions down in the comments; up to three captions are allowed per person. If your caption doesn't show up right away, don't worry, it'll appear within a few hours.
Comments
Sun December 17th 2006 @ 9:54PM GMT - Mickie
Clark: "Daaaad! You missed the barn wall!"
Jor-El: "My eyes aren't what they used to be ..."
Sun December 17th 2006 @ 10:34PM GMT - Clarksgal-Deb - E-Mail
Caption 1: "Aaaaa! I forgot my quarter!"
Caption 2: "Ah ha ha ha ha ... They fell for the 'Is Your Refrigerator Running' prank!"
Sun December 17th 2006 @ 11:19PM GMT - Maria - E-Mail
"Damn! I left all my spare change in the barn again!"
Sun December 17th 2006 @ 11:21PM GMT - Maria - E-Mail
"Aarrgh! I blew it! I called her Chloe instead of Lana!!!"
Sun December 17th 2006 @ 11:31PM GMT - Maria - E-Mail
"Oh no! Just when I thought my acne was gone it shows up like a birthmark on my chest!"
Sun December 17th 2006 @ 11:52PM GMT - Paulina - E-Mail
Grandma: "Son, will you help me open this can of pickles?"
Clark: "Sure." (Rips off shirt screaming)
Sun December 17th 2006 @ 11:57PM GMT - Lillian Freeman - E-Mail
Caption 1. "Arrggghhhh! I hate it when my change doesn't return to me."
Caption 2. "If I don't get more Red Kryptonite, somebody's going to get hurt!!!"
Caption 3. "What do you want from me? I said I'll be done in a minute. The next person that BOTHERS me ... !!!"
Mon December 18th 2006 @ 2:13AM GMT - Rose
"STELLAAAAAAAAA!!! STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
Mon December 18th 2006 @ 2:22AM GMT - Kylea J.
"I thought the bottle said 'Super MALE enhancement' not 'SuperMAN enhancement'!"
Mon December 18th 2006 @ 2:24AM GMT - Jessica - E-Mail
"I HATE VOICEMAIL!"
Mon December 18th 2006 @ 2:26AM GMT - Jessica - E-Mail
"I hate phone booths, I really need to get a cell phone! Aaaargh!"
Mon December 18th 2006 @ 2:28AM GMT - Jessica - E-Mail
Hotline: "Burn care hotline, please hold ..."
Clark: "Nooo! Don't put me on hold again!"
Mon December 18th 2006 @ 2:59AM GMT - Brigid - E-Mail - URL
Caption 1: "Have you ever seen such a beautiful night? (singing)"
Caption 2: "I hate telephones!!!"
Caption 3: "(At the dentist) Open wide!!!"
Mon December 18th 2006 @ 3:07AM GMT - KT
Caption 1: "I wanna know what love is - I want you to show me!!!"
Caption 2: "Blast you East Kryptonian Trading Company!"
Caption 3: "Everyone listen! I need to get something off my chest!"
Mon December 18th 2006 @ 3:08AM GMT - Shaun - E-Mail
"AHHHHHH I have to do another season of being in love with Lana!"
Mon December 18th 2006 @ 3:14AM GMT - Jesse - E-Mail
Caption 1: "Arghhh! They don't make these male girdles like they used to!"
Caption 2: "Man, vandalism in today's society is getting out of hand!"
Caption 3: "Come on, turn green! I've been the Hulk before!"
Mon December 18th 2006 @ 3:36AM GMT - Sue
"Aaaarrgghhhh!!! Was it an elf that wrote the Superman Mythology? Seriously, there is just no way you can change your clothes in a telephone booth."
Mon December 18th 2006 @ 6:34AM GMT - B - E-Mail
"Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm Superman and you're not!"
Mon December 18th 2006 @ 7:26AM GMT - B - E-Mail
"God I'm good!"
Mon December 18th 2006 @ 3:11PM GMT - Caroline - E-Mail
"I hope it rains soon, I'm really thirsty."
Tue December 19th 2006 @ 3:34AM GMT - Meryl - E-Mail
"Gimme an S! Gimme a U! Gimme a P! Gimme an E! Gimme an R! Super Clark!"
Tue December 19th 2006 @ 3:37AM GMT - Meryl - E-Mail
"Nooo! I left my plaid back in Smallville!"
Tue December 19th 2006 @ 3:53PM GMT - Boogalou
"Covering the boo-boo won't stop the pain."
Tue December 19th 2006 @ 11:33PM GMT - Azyea - E-Mail
Caption 1: "Arrrggghhhh! My shirt just started attacking me ... AGAIN!!!"
Caption 2: "Arrrggghhhh! Hey ... wait a minute ... why does this look like an eight?"
Wed December 20th 2006 @ 12:47AM GMT - Carrie - E-Mail
"Holy Batman! I hate steel zippers!"
Wed December 20th 2006 @ 1:15AM GMT - Pam - E-Mail
"Lana, you're an estrogen Molatov Cocktail ... AHHHHHHHH!"
Sat December 23rd 2006 @ 11:28PM GMT - Barb - E-Mail
"YEEEEESSSSSSSS - my call finally went through!"
Sat December 23rd 2006 @ 11:30PM GMT - Barb - E-Mail
"Man! That receiver's cold!"
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