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Play Time!
Thu December 15th 2005 @ 3:35AM - James - Tom Welling - 22 Comments
It's the holiday season, a time for peace and good will to all human kind (unless they're annoying). With that in mind, it's game time! I've never done game time before, so I'm stealing from the numerous other sites that have - and there are far too many to name, so I won't try.
First up is "Caption This!" It's an old favourite in which you, very simply, write a funny caption for the picture that I've posted.
I'm a spoil sport, so I'm banning all captions that refer to flashlights and bondage. Imagination is the key! The contest will be open for about ten days, assuming that I remember to close it, and the winning caption – as chosen by me because it's my game – will be announced somewhere around the 25th of December. I don't remember whether that date has any significance.
You should leave your captions down in the comments, and please try to keep them PG-13, or whatever the equivalent is where you come from.
Comments
Thu December 15th 2005 @ 3:44AM GMT - Rene
PG-13? For that picture?! Rules me out. 
Thu December 15th 2005 @ 4:22AM GMT - Bex
This isn't a caption ... but that's an awesome picture. Thank you for posting that, it's now my desktop. 
Thu December 15th 2005 @ 5:21AM GMT - addicted2tom - E-Mail
"Clark, are those the boxers that I saw on an eBay auction for $1500?"
Thu December 15th 2005 @ 5:48AM GMT - Rosa
"And that's when Nick from morons.org decided to take over the show ..."
Thu December 15th 2005 @ 6:01AM GMT - Shaneice
"Lex, I said I was sorry for making that bald joke. Please get me down!"
Thu December 15th 2005 @ 6:57AM GMT - GG
"Hey Clark, I know Lana loves corn but I don't think trying to act like one is gonna make her wanna eat you ..."
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
Thu December 15th 2005 @ 7:28AM GMT - shadowcat20x - E-Mail
"Lex! ... Lex! ... Help me!"
"Just a minute, have a little patience Clark. I want to remember this forever."
Thu December 15th 2005 @ 9:28AM GMT - Kitty - E-Mail
"You know, when Al and Miles said they were going to make sure you were on time for set call this season, I didn't think that they would go this far."
Thu December 15th 2005 @ 2:04PM GMT - Mitch - E-Mail
"Lex get outta here! I'm waiting for Lana to save me!"
Thu December 15th 2005 @ 2:08PM GMT - John
"Lex, I know you want a body as great as mine but come on now! This is kinda uncomfortable ..."
Thu December 15th 2005 @ 2:10PM GMT - Jeni
"All right, all right, I'll wear the tights - now will you please get me down?"
Thu December 15th 2005 @ 4:51PM GMT - Crystal - E-Mail
"Clark, do you have any idea how mad I am at you? You said you would wait for me!"
Thu December 15th 2005 @ 5:06PM GMT - Boogalou
"So, this is where you hang out."
Thu December 15th 2005 @ 5:43PM GMT - Stacey
"Ollie Ollie Oxen Free!"
Thu December 15th 2005 @ 5:52PM GMT - Lillian - E-Mail
"If I act like a scarecrow, Lex won't see me."
Thu December 15th 2005 @ 6:44PM GMT - triplet
"You ticklish, Clark?"
Thu December 15th 2005 @ 11:43PM GMT - Anthony - E-Mail - URL
"I can't Lex, I'm all tied up at the moment."
Good thing you didn't rule out bad puns.
Fri December 16th 2005 @ 4:42AM GMT - Maddie
"Lana, you might as well come out ... he found us."
Fri December 16th 2005 @ 8:40AM GMT - Frances - E-Mail
"Lex is astonished at how much support the new 'Ipex for Men' bra has on Clark."
Fri December 16th 2005 @ 3:06PM GMT - Melissa D. - E-Mail
"Jeepers Creepers Clark!"
Fri December 16th 2005 @ 9:33PM GMT - Teri - E-Mail
"Clark, why didn't you tell me this was one of those kinds of dates? I'm hideously overdressed in this black!"
Sat December 17th 2005 @ 3:43AM GMT - Trish
"Clark Kent on a stick ... I must be dreaming!"
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